Woman keeps stealing roommate's makeup, roommate swaps foundation with self-tanner: 'She waltzed out of the bathroom with an orange face'

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    Roommate Kept Using My Makeup Without Asking, So I Made Sure She'd Never Do It Again
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    I shared an apartment with a girl who had no concept of boundaries. She constantly "borrowed" my stuff without asking clothes, shoes, and worst of all, my makeup. I told her countless times to stop, but she always brushed it off like it wasn't a big deal.
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    The last straw came when I found out she had used my expensive foundation for a party and didn't even bother cleaning the bottle. That's when I decided it was time to teach her a lesson.
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    I went out and bought a cheap, old foundation from the dollar store and swapped it with mine, adding a bit of self-tanner to the mix. I left it in plain sight on my vanity and waited. Sure enough,
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    the next weekend, she waltzed out of the bathroom with an orange face. I didn't say a word as she headed off to her party.
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    The next day, she came home furious, complaining that people had been laughing at her all night. I just smiled and said, "Oh no, maybe it wasn't your shade." She didn't touch my stuff again after that.
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    TheSarcasticD... • 14h ago Did she not use a mirror when applying it? How did she not notice before leaving the house?
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    invasiveclouds • 14h ago maybe you should lock your room, in case she catches on and does the same thing with your stuff
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    CoderJoe1 • 13h ago Top 1% Commenter Did you start calling her an Oompa Loompa after that?
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    Burlingham Bob • 3h ago I lived in a small apartment building where the tenants. could have their washing machines in the basement.
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    Someone kept using our machine at night. Leaving notes and even taking the knobs off didn't stop them.
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    They used pliers to set the cycles. I cured my problem by emptying a box of Ritz royal blue dye in the washer. They didn't use it after that.
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    Ok_Perception1... • 5h ago I would've added capsaicin to the foundation.
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    StromGames · 4h ago like it wasn't a big deal I hate this. People always pretending something isn't a big deal when it's not something happening to them.
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    You have no idea if it's a big deal for me or not. You have no right to dismiss my concerns as if they don't mean anything.
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    Whiskey_guy72 • 20m ago Humiliation is a great educator
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    Educational-W... $ 13h ago Hehe, that gives me second hand satisfaction!
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    Strippalicious • 13h ago . I had a roommate in a shared house, who constantly let his entitled girlfriend park in the driveway despite being asked not to, forcing other
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    of us housemates to park in the street, not uncommonly getting a ticket. She had really long hair and used the Man n' Tail horse shampoo in the big bottle. When I was moving out, there was a moment when nobody was
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    home, so I went into his bathroom and filled her bottle from 1/3 back all the way up to almost full with my 1. Too bad I didn't have extra b vitamins and asparagus that day.

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